Listen Live
In His Own Words
About him
Broken down, contrary and crotchety old crock seeks supremely succulent, slender and sylphlike superowman (though frankly I think he'd settle for less).
His interests include alliteration, sibilance and reverse psychology. He's illiterate, which is why I agreed to write this for him. I'll be vetting any replies, so there's no need to worry. I'll also be speaking on his behalf, as he's difficult to understand even when sober.
About his ideal match
My ideal match is someone who doesn't take things too literally! (Darn, that's only 11 words and apparently I need 20 - ah, that should do it...)
What His Friends Say
WonderingWhether hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Retford, Nottinghamshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star sign: |
Aquarius | |
Height: |
5' 8" (173cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Blue | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Trying to Quit | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; German; Other | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 60 miles of postcode district DN22 (Retford) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
50 - 64 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
4' 11" (149cm) - 5' 8" (173cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Trying to Quit; E-cigarette User | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Outgoing; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Tolerance |
Fashion sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Hair style: |
Short |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body hair: |
Light |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Classical; Opera; R&B / Soul |
Reading: |
I read books regularly |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Drama; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Westerns |
Interests: |
Acting; Board games; Reading; The arts |
Sports: |
Backgammon; Cricket; Football (Soccer); Rugby |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; German; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Seafood |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Go with the flow |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Reading a book |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Family size: |
I've got a sister |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm flexible |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Cat(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Flirting; Intelligence |
Turn-offs: |
Sarcasm |
Religious attendance: |
I'm non-practising |
Feelings about using Smooth Singles: |
Hopeful |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
