In His Own Words
About him
I really need to come back to this. Stay tuned... I won't be long, honest. No, really. I've just got to take the bins out.
OK, sorted.
Where to start? The world was such a simple(r) place when I started this profile piece (around Feb!)
How are we ever going to form new relationships?
How are we ever going to renew our season tickets at the royal ballet or even the bingo?
And how do you 'cut & paste'?
I'm not a complete technophobe (just about 90%) I know how to find the football and lottery results but haven't got a clue how to attach a link.
Things I used to enjoy doing are largely off limits now (to all of us) - Sports (attending, not competing) Live music (spectator as opposed to a 'competitor')
Friends would probably describe me as a bit of a #!!@* and a right *%$?!! Which is why I'm doing this profile piece and not them. (They of course are a poor judge of character)
I work full time altho I'm currently still furloughed which has given me reason to get back on a fitness campaign (which was long overdue) Nothing crazy, just a run three times a week.
Don't hold gym membership, don't own a playstation, (never have done) don't do social media and can't stand golf (can anybody get the ball thru that windmill?)
A really nice first date would be queuing together to get a covid 19 vaccination - I'm not joking. Failing that maybe a socially distanced G&T?
Drop me a line, we could compare hand sanitiser brands?
Be safe, stay safe.
Cin Cin, out.
p.s. Please, no whining, racist lefties - you'd be surprised (or maybe not) and if you cite 'ambitious' as an important character trait in a potential match then please have the grace to possess a modicum of it yourself. I am genuine, honest and very generous but I'm not a free meal ticket.
Then again, that may be the limit of some of your 'ambitions'?
I know the good ones are still out there!
About his ideal match
I'm vegetarian. Not vegan but being a veggie is something I look for in a potential partner.
That really is the most important thing.
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Coventry, West Midlands, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
59 | |
Star sign: |
Leo | |
Height: |
5' 11" (180cm) | |
Body type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair colour: |
Bald | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
Secondary | |
Occupation: |
Other | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
Ask me later | |
Other languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district CV3 (Coventry) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
45 - 54 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 2" (157cm) - 6' 0" (184cm) | ||
Body type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Vegetarian; Vegan | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The heart |
Personality traits: |
Adventurous; Easygoing; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Independent; Loving; Loyal; Mild; Realistic; Stable; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Chemistry; Compassion; Devotion; Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour |
Fashion sense: |
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way) |
Favourite clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Favourite colour: |
Blue |
Hair style: |
It's a distant memory |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial hair: |
I have a full beard |
Body hair: |
Smooth |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body art: |
A tattoo or two |
Date activities: |
A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Alternative; Blues; Punk; Reggae; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Horror; Non-fiction |
TV habits: |
I watch television every day |
TV programmes: |
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; News; Sport |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Comedy; Drama; Horror; Independent; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Internet; Investing; Music; The arts |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Cricket; Football (Soccer); Rugby; Running |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Chinese; Indian; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Manageable |
Time at work: |
I work a standard 40 hour week |
Pastimes of choice: |
Doing absolutely nothing |
Time online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take drugs: |
Never |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them as often as possible |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'd consider it |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish |
Turn-ons: |
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence |
Turn-offs: |
Assertiveness; Power; Sarcasm |
Work aspirations: |
Work fewer hours |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Politics: |
Right of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Smooth Singles: |
Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
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