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ChrisLambPie

50 – Salisbury, Wiltshire, England

I have my feet on the ground but am reaching for cigars......

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Modified: 29 February 2020

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Salisbury, Wiltshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
50
Star sign:
Gemini
Height:
6' 0" (183cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Grey
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship
Have children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Christian / Catholic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 40 miles of postcode district SP1 (Salisbury)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
45 - 57
Star sign:
Any
Height:
5' 2" (157cm) - 5' 9" (176cm)
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Greying; Grey
Eye colour:
Blue; Blue-Green; Brown; Green; Grey; Hazel
Has a photo:
Slightly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Never; Occasionally
Drinking:
Never; Occasionally; Several times a week
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About him

Looking for a partner of infinite means, square of jaw, six of pack, tight of buttock and firm of bicep; a 50ft schooner, exotic sports car, will take you on endless nights out at restaurants where the celebrity chef cooks to order at your table, washed down by the finest wines known to humanity, properties in Paris, London, New York, Milan; will take you to to all corners of the globe visiting untold paradises via private jet and aforementioned yacht including maybe Rhyl on a wet Tuesday in March?

Well so am I....But for now I offer myself (see grainy facial pictures attached), as for the rest, I make do with my old battered surfboard located in a friends garage in Exeter, a Nissan Quashqai, bicycle (two, I'll have you know!) and for the weekends my twenty year old sporty companion, Trudy (see activity hinting pictures attached to evidence my apparent "wild and rugged side").

My serious side is usually reserved for work, and when needed in domestic life. Originally from Devon, moved to study on the fringes of Southwest London and stayed there until I escaped to Wiltshire some 15 years ago. Have two very wonderful, beautiful, daughters of secondary school age that live an hour from myself with their re-married mum. Am fortunate in that they still look forward to spending alternate weekends and half the school holidays with me. Those times aside I enjoy time out on the two wheeled toys, both with friends and alone; plus occasional failed attempts to mimic Kelly Slater on said surfboard. I'm not a gym goer anymore, though it would benefit me; general fitness is fair (30mile bicycle ride off-road is about my limit) am no athlete! Not a frequent pub goer but I do enjoy the once weekly quiz night at great village pub with it's ribald humour & general bonhomie....plus occasional Friday night. I work full-time in business development consequently weekdays are a combination nation of home / office / client meetings in London and rest of UK.

About his ideal match

"just be normal" was my previous entry, if you hate the idea of normality as you consider that a euphemism for shy, dowdy, wall flower type mentality, I'll try and elaborate. At this stage I'm looking to spend time with someone with some shared interests, humour, outlook with a view to seeing where that leads. I'm not looking to rush head long into a full blown relationship until it's evident that that's the right thing to do or not! To clarify: that's not code for "casual" or "no-strings" type encounters, that's not really me.

I was was going to try and describe the personality traits (disorders?) that I would run a mile from but that type of individual most likely wouldn't recognise those in themselves anyway. For brevity I can't be doing with competitive, my-way-or-the-highway, high maintenance, pseudo high-brow, narcissistic fantasists with delusions of grandeur that when feeling unattended, choose to flaunt their connections to their apparent harem of high net worth mountain climbing / alpha male friends...big turn off 😊

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More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Irreverent
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Party behaviour:
A gate-crasher
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Electronic Dance Music; Punk; Rock
Reading:
I read books occasionally; I read newspapers occasionally
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Knitting; Sewing
Sport involvement:
Bored to death
Sports:
Mountain biking; Snowboarding; Surfing
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none; Other
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Time online:
Once or twice a week
Family size:
I've got a brother
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & dislikes
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Feelings about using Smooth Singles:
Nervous; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Very