In His Own Words
About him
I am honest and proud of my integrity, however I do lie about my age and height. I have a sharp sense of humour. I’m too clever for my own good. I fear nothing. I’m chippy. I am flippant. I’m healthy and fit and have wit. I’m modest. I have a view on everything. I’m romantic. I’m simple. I’m a simpleton. I like John Cooper Clark and Radiohead. I water ski and snow ski not because its fun, but because I like to show off. I love animals and hate animal cruelty. I read books where no one gets murdered or blown up. I like films that take 3 days to interpret. I like people that take 3 years to interpret. I contradict myself continually. I am happy doing nothing but even happier doing something I’ve never done before.
About his ideal match
Hoping to find a saintly goddess - If you can live with all of the above that is exactly what you are, ha ha!!
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About him
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
69 | |
Star sign: |
Scorpio | |
Height: |
5' 9" (175cm) | |
Body type: |
Slim | |
Looks: |
Very Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Grey | |
Eye colour: |
Green | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Let's see what happens | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Occasionally | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Retired | |
Income: |
Ask me later | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
None | |
Religion: |
Agnostic |
About his ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Berkshire; Buckinghamshire; Oxfordshire; Wiltshire (England, United Kingdom) | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age range: |
55 - 65 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body type: |
Slim | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Any | ||
Eye colour: |
Any | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have children: |
Any | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home language: |
Any | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about him
Sense of humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality traits: |
Philosophical |
Valued qualities: |
Honesty; Humour; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
Anything, as long as it's black |
Hair style: |
Well-behaved |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Facial hair: |
None |
Body hair: |
Smooth |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery |
Music preferences: |
Blues; Gospel / Religious; R&B / Soul; Rock |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Non-fiction |
TV habits: |
I watch television most days |
TV programmes: |
Movie Channels |
Movie frequency: |
Once or twice a month |
Movie preferences: |
Independent |
Interests: |
Knitting; Music; Politics; Voluntary work |
Sport involvement: |
Watching from the sidelines |
Sports: |
Football (Soccer) |
Cooking: |
I love it! |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Japanese; Seafood |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Chilled |
Time at work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time online: |
I'm on for an hour or two a day |
Family size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family contact: |
I rarely see them |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Willing to Relocate: |
I'm unlikely to move |
Animals: |
I love my pet(s) |
Pets (Have): |
Dog(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping |
Work aspirations: |
Find new, more meaningful work |
Religious attendance: |
Doesn't apply |
Dream home: |
In a rain forest |
Retirement plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Feelings about using Smooth Singles: |
Curious |
Honesty: |
This is an unfair question |