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CookieMonster034

69 – Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England

Busy doing nothing.

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In His Own Words

About him

I am honest and proud of my integrity, however I do lie about my age and height. I have a sharp sense of humour. I’m too clever for my own good. I fear nothing. I’m chippy. I am flippant. I’m healthy and fit and have wit. I’m modest. I have a view on everything. I’m romantic. I’m simple. I’m a simpleton. I like John Cooper Clark and Radiohead. I water ski and snow ski not because its fun, but because I like to show off. I love animals and hate animal cruelty. I read books where no one gets murdered or blown up. I like films that take 3 days to interpret. I like people that take 3 years to interpret. I contradict myself continually. I am happy doing nothing but even happier doing something I’ve never done before.

About his ideal match

Hoping to find a saintly goddess - If you can live with all of the above that is exactly what you are, ha ha!!

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
69
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 9" (175cm)
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Very Attractive
Hair colour:
Grey
Eye colour:
Green
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Let's see what happens
Have children:
Yes, not living with me
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
University / College student
Occupation:
Retired
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Agnostic

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Berkshire; Buckinghamshire; Oxfordshire; Wiltshire (England, United Kingdom)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
55 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim
Looks:
Very Attractive; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
Pleasure
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Philosophical
Valued qualities:
Honesty; Humour; Kindness
Fashion sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Facial hair:
None
Body hair:
Smooth
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery
Music preferences:
Blues; Gospel / Religious; R&B / Soul; Rock
Reading:
I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Fiction; History; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I watch television most days
TV programmes:
Movie Channels
Movie frequency:
Once or twice a month
Movie preferences:
Independent
Interests:
Knitting; Music; Politics; Voluntary work
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Football (Soccer)
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Asian Fusion; Japanese; Seafood
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream home:
In a rain forest
Retirement plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Feelings about using Smooth Singles:
Curious
Honesty:
This is an unfair question