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joelp

52 – Sandy (Potton), Bedfordshire, England

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Online: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About him

Fun, empathetic, communicative, caring, affectionate, and hopefully plenty of other things too. Love intelligent good-natured jousting.
Keen photographer, also enjoying time with friends, dining out, questionable attempts at cooking, travelling (usually comfortably), and trying to keep fit. Will try most stuff at least once!
Not keen on beetroot. There's just no need.
I like to think I have an optimistic view on life (apart from the beetroot thing), and would love to share that.
My 14-year-old daughter lives with me.

About his ideal match

Looking for someone intelligent (in all senses), caring, empathetic, tolerant of obtuse humour, full of life, love and curiosity, preferably with own teeth, and who can pretend convincingly that they like my photography.
If you like travelling, let's enjoy that together!

What His Friends Say

Oisin said...

Deluded that he can sing. Thoroughly lovely bloke, great company, travelled, seriously funny, sharp in a good way. Will photograph your pet better than anyone.

About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Sandy (Potton), Bedfordshire, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
52
Star sign:
Libra
Height:
6' 2" (188cm)
Body type:
Athletic
Looks:
Attractive
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have children:
Yes, living with me
Want children:
Maybe
Daily diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Postgraduate
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Income:
Comfortable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
French; German
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 200 miles of postcode district SG19 (Sandy)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
25 - 48
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 11" (149cm) - 6' 11" (210cm) or taller
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Decidedly important
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily; Vegetarian
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally; Several times a week; Most days
Education:
University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious; Christian / Orthodox
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality traits:
Ambitious; Confident; Faithful; Funny; Generous; Happy; Intelligent; Loving; Loyal; Optimistic; Philosophical; Thoughtful; Trustworthy
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Average
Body art:
I don't have any
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Visiting a gallery; Going to a museum
Music preferences:
Classical; Rock
Reading:
I read newspapers regularly; I read books occasionally
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; Non-fiction
TV habits:
I rarely watch television
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Art Films; Comedy; Drama
Interests:
Cooking; Healthy living; Investing; Music; Photography; Shopping; The arts
Sport involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Athletics; Camping; Rugby; Running; Squash; Weight training
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Asian Fusion; Chinese; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Family size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family contact:
I see them when I can
Relationship Type:
I'm in the middle of a divorce
Willing to Relocate:
I'm flexible
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Get promoted
Religious attendance:
I'm non-practising
Feelings about using Smooth Singles:
Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely