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Oh blimey, these dating app profile malarkeys get on my pip tbqhwy. My friends say I'm chatty, funny, intelligent, impatient, independent, confident, will debate opinions, and don’t suffer fools gladly. I want to travel the world, initially mainly Europe, and be a digital nomad. Campervanning is a possibility. Honestly? At this time of my life, I want the next years filled with things that spark joy. Tomorrow is never guaranteed. Do the things!
About her ideal match
Appreciate a funny fella who can make me guffaw (be warned, I have a big owld laugh that comes from my boots), enjoys great conversation, likes to go to places that are not the local pub every night of the chuffing week. If you are set in your ways, a fusspot, think women need to be fragile little “ladies”, and dislike change, I'm definitely not for you.
I enjoy going to the theatre, cinema, and museums. Love hiking, cooking, eating out - especially Thai, Indian & classic British. Pizza, KFC & MaccyDs are at the bottom my foodie list. Love travelling, books, art, history, architecture, classic cars (Citroën DS 23 dream motor), drinking eyebrow raising strong black coffee, munching super dark chocolate, being ridiculously competitive when pub quizzing, solving Wordle, and trying desperately not to have another doggo after losing my 11 year old last year 🥹
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About her
Country of origin: |
United Kingdom | |
Location: |
Darlington, County Durham, England | |
Gender: |
Female | |
Age: |
59 | |
Star sign: |
Cancer | |
Height: |
5' 7" (170cm) | |
Body type: |
A few extra pounds | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye colour: |
Hazel | |
Relationship Status: |
Single | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; A long-term relationship | |
Have children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want children: |
No | |
Daily diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Never | |
Drinking: |
Several times a week | |
Education: |
University / College student | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Enough | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home language: |
English | |
Other languages: |
French; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Ask me later |
About her ideal match
Country of origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Within 20 miles of postcode district DL1 (Darlington) | ||
Gender: |
Male | ||
Age range: |
50 - 63 | ||
Star sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
5' 10" (177cm) - 6' 4" (194cm) | ||
Body type: |
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky | ||
Looks: |
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair colour: |
Dark Blonde; Dark Brown; Greying; Grey; Bald | ||
Eye colour: |
Blue; Blue-Green; Green; Hazel | ||
Has a photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have children: |
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes | ||
Want children: |
No | ||
Daily diet: |
Eat most things; Eat healthily | ||
Smoking: |
Never; Occasionally; Constantly | ||
Drinking: |
Occasionally; Several times a week | ||
Education: |
University / College student; Further education; University | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home language: |
English | ||
Other languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Other; Spiritual, but not religious |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More about her
Sense of humour: |
Goofy |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
Pleasure |
Party behaviour: |
A social butterfly |
Personality traits: |
Confident; Funny; Generous; Independent; Intelligent; Loyal; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Sarcastic; Thoughtful; Trustworthy |
Valued qualities: |
Faithfulness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness |
Fashion sense: |
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels) |
Favourite clothing: |
A leather biker's jacket |
Favourite colour: |
Red |
Hair style: |
Long; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses only when reading |
Disabilities: |
I have a hearing impairment |
Body art: |
I don't have any |
Date activities: |
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk; Going to a museum |
Music preferences: |
Classical; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Jazz; Latin; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; World |
Reading: |
I read books regularly; I read newspapers occasionally |
Books: |
(Auto)biographies; Crime; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Travel |
TV habits: |
I rarely watch television |
TV programmes: |
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Cooking / Baking; Documentaries; Game shows; Motoring; Music Channels; News |
Movie frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Sci-Fi |
Interests: |
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Internet; Music; Photography; Pottery; Reading |
Sports: |
Athletics; Badminton; Camping; Darts; Football (Soccer); Golf; Hiking; Ice Skating; Tennis; Walking |
Cooking: |
I quite like cooking |
Food: |
Asian Fusion; Fine Dining; French; Gastro Pub; Greek; Indian; Japanese; Pub Grub; Seafood; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out a few times a month |
Dietary Restrictions: |
Gluten-free |
Time at work: |
I work at home |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time online: |
I'm online more than I'm offline |
Family size: |
I've got a brother |
Family contact: |
I see them when I can |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Pets (Have): |
Cat(s) |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Dog(s); Horse(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Intelligence |
Work aspirations: |
I already have my ideal job |
Religious attendance: |
Never |
Dream home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Left of centre |
Retirement plans: |
Seeing the world in style |
Feelings about using Smooth Singles: |
Curious; Optimistic |
Honesty: |
Very |